Testimony of a smiling but crying nation
My dear friends and family, I come before you today with a heart full of reflection. In a country where fuel prices, food costs, and house rents are all climbing like athletes in a high jump competition, our beloved Baba T has pulled off the ultimate magic trick.
He has successfully increased our tax—without a single person blinking an eye or asking, "Why?"! Yes, my people, we shall now joyfully contribute ₦50 for every ₦10,000 that graces our humble accounts.
We may not be able to stand on this mandate, but rest assured, we’ll sit tight and ride it out.
Ah, Nigeria… 😥
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